was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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