2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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