You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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