Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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