This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
She's the barista slut.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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