i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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