She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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