he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
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He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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