Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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