You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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