absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
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Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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