so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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