No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
A+ Viking dick
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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