Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The Olympian is in my bed
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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