Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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