She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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