once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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