I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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