yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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