Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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