And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
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Oh Jesus.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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