Apparently you make a good broom.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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