The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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