It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
accomplished twins. life is a go
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
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what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I will be naked everywhere
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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