then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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