69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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