I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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