I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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