where am i from again
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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