I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
there is puke in my bra ... again
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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