in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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