She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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