Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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