Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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