what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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