office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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