I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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