She's JV to your varsity
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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