the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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