I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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