Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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