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  • 76 63
    Submitted by BoredToDeath on Dec 8, 10 at 6:53pm

    Flail while you're doing it too, or else it doesn't count.

  • 78 86
    Submitted by shepdiggity on Dec 8, 10 at 11:14am

    ...in a southern accent

    • 59 68
      Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 9, 10 at 12:54am

      It's West Virginia. I don't think they have a choice.

  • 62 63
    Submitted by XxEmoBitchxX on Dec 8, 10 at 4:50pm

    Damn right it is

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Dec 8, 10 at 11:55am

    Don't you have to be married for it to count as adultery?

  • 60 75
    Submitted by niceman on Dec 8, 10 at 6:23pm

    Careful, darling. If you say that to him whilst you are drunk, he is likely to insert his penis into your booty. Please, guard yourself, my love.

  • 65 95
    Submitted by notacop50 on Dec 8, 10 at 10:29am

    Don't be a bitch

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Wolfira on Dec 11, 10 at 9:08am

    Adultery is also having sex without being married. For example, me getting it on with my boyfriend, since we're not married.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Dec 8, 10 at 12:47pm

    @Griffmaster01 whoever is married and having sex with someone outside of that relationship would be the adulterer. The text doesn't specify whether they're married or not so they could be