Why are handjobs necessary in class?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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