problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
organizing the empties. That sober.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
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That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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