i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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