You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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