I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
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When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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