Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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