So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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