whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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